Male Cheerleader Wants to Dance with Girls

Male Cheerleader Wants to Dance with Girls -Seattle Post Intelligencer

"Suzanne Grundy says 'the combination of a bi-racial, mentally challenged gay male may be too much for them.'"

Some jokes just write themselves...

An actual Facebook conversation

Sarah Palin: is wondering just how late she is going to be here at work tonight. And if certain people ever stop playing ping pong.

Mel Gibson: By "certain people" are you refering to Asians?

Sarah Palin: Mel, you are just so wrong...I mean the under 30 crowd who stay here late to play.

Mel Gibson: So, by "under 30 crowd" you mean Asian millenials?

Facebook Post of the Week

It's gettin' old people! I'm tiring of these facebook weeks. I'm tired of the "Post your doppleganger's bra size"-week (Carol Woodle 38DDD btw) or the "Post the urban dictionary definition of your name"-week (rich, powerful, black women that can buy anything they want: "you just mad cause you suckas just got Oprahed") I keep waiting for "Post the name of your stillborn fetus"-week. Where is THAT week? And I'm guessing it would be Lil' Harpo...

Carol Woodle facebook page

Stickin' it to Your Employees

   See, when I first HEARD this story, I naturally assumed they were speaking metaphorically. Just another case of a hard working Malaysian getting fucked by his supervisor. And the ex-employee is now suing the corporation (Nike) for wrongful termination, defamation of character, or more likely, working 140 hours a week with no OT, benefits, or running water. Surely nobody can work under those conditions!  I hope that tiny Malaysian sues the HELL out of them!!

Malaysian Claims he was Screwed by Boss

     Well now that I've READ the piece, I think it's absolutely hilarious that the Malaysian Premier is charged with ACTUALLY sodomizing a former campaign worker.  Think about THAT the next time you feel you may hate your job.  At least your boss is not fucking you in the ass! (although it sure felt like it yesterday)