The Wife's Best Friend (& her husband)

Me: "Just because she caught him wearing her underwear, it doesn't mean he's gay."
Wife: "Exactly how is that NOT gay?"
Me: "I'm not saying the act itself isn't gay. I'm just saying we don't understand the circumstances in which he put on her underwear."
Wife: "WTF are you talking about"
Me: "What if he recently burned himself with candle wax and could only handle the satiny material of ladies underwear?"
Wife: "Are you serious?"
Me: "What if he was soooo messed up that he grabbed undergarments out of what he thought was his drawer? Do you know the full story?"
Wife: "The FULL STORY is that she caught him wearing HER UNDERWEAR!"