VATICAN CITY - "For God's sake, blog!" Pope Benedict told priests on Saturday, saying they must learn to use new forms of communication to spread the gospel message. Well, I'm all for it as long as they keep the content clean and don't promote the heavenly advantages of becoming an altar boy.
The site better not have "Enter Here" graphics above a dark confessional doorway or a "See What's in Our Rectory" message in bright neon.
For God's sake, blog!
Friday, April 9, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Male Cheerleader Wants to Dance with Girls
Male Cheerleader Wants to Dance with Girls -Seattle Post Intelligencer
"Suzanne Grundy says 'the combination of a bi-racial, mentally challenged gay male may be too much for them.'"
Some jokes just write themselves...
"Suzanne Grundy says 'the combination of a bi-racial, mentally challenged gay male may be too much for them.'"
Some jokes just write themselves...
Thursday, February 4, 2010
An actual Facebook conversation
Sarah Palin: is wondering just how late she is going to be here at work tonight. And if certain people ever stop playing ping pong.
Mel Gibson: By "certain people" are you refering to Asians?
Sarah Palin: Mel, you are just so wrong...I mean the under 30 crowd who stay here late to play.
Mel Gibson: So, by "under 30 crowd" you mean Asian millenials?
Mel Gibson: By "certain people" are you refering to Asians?
Sarah Palin: Mel, you are just so wrong...I mean the under 30 crowd who stay here late to play.
Mel Gibson: So, by "under 30 crowd" you mean Asian millenials?
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Facebook Post of the Week
It's gettin' old people! I'm tiring of these facebook weeks. I'm tired of the "Post your doppleganger's bra size"-week (Carol Woodle 38DDD btw) or the "Post the urban dictionary definition of your name"-week (rich, powerful, black women that can buy anything they want: "you just mad cause you suckas just got Oprahed") I keep waiting for "Post the name of your stillborn fetus"-week. Where is THAT week? And I'm guessing it would be Lil' Harpo...
Carol Woodle facebook page
Carol Woodle facebook page
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Stickin' it to Your Employees
See, when I first HEARD this story, I naturally assumed they were speaking metaphorically. Just another case of a hard working Malaysian getting fucked by his supervisor. And the ex-employee is now suing the corporation (Nike) for wrongful termination, defamation of character, or more likely, working 140 hours a week with no OT, benefits, or running water. Surely nobody can work under those conditions! I hope that tiny Malaysian sues the HELL out of them!!
Malaysian Claims he was Screwed by Boss
Well now that I've READ the piece, I think it's absolutely hilarious that the Malaysian Premier is charged with ACTUALLY sodomizing a former campaign worker. Think about THAT the next time you feel you may hate your job. At least your boss is not fucking you in the ass! (although it sure felt like it yesterday)
Malaysian Claims he was Screwed by Boss
Well now that I've READ the piece, I think it's absolutely hilarious that the Malaysian Premier is charged with ACTUALLY sodomizing a former campaign worker. Think about THAT the next time you feel you may hate your job. At least your boss is not fucking you in the ass! (although it sure felt like it yesterday)
Thursday, January 28, 2010
In Defense of My Religion
A friend of mine was lamenting the situation in Haiti the other day when, out of nowhere, he began taking shots at Christianity. And I, a staunchly apathetic Catholic, may have gotten somewhat offended. So when he said, "Here's a question for the so-called Christians. What would Jesus do? Would he say 'Screw the Haitians'?"
I replied, "Well as a Jew, Jesus would negotiate a much better aid package for the Haitians. Pocketing a hefty fee, of course. Then he'd hop in the Gulfstream G5 and jet on back to Boca for dinner with the partners to discuss HOW the firm would screw the Haitians. Not WOULD, but HOW."
I don't think he liked my reply. He shot back with, "We gave $100 to Hope for Haiti. What have you contributed?"
Without hesitation I blurted, "We adopted two small Haitian children! Who, your $100, could've fed for six months. Although I will admit, I now see why Brangelina went to Africa to buy theirs (a little cleaner, the Namibians)."
Nevertheless, I poked fun at the Jews and became closer to two small children. I think my priest would've been proud...
I replied, "Well as a Jew, Jesus would negotiate a much better aid package for the Haitians. Pocketing a hefty fee, of course. Then he'd hop in the Gulfstream G5 and jet on back to Boca for dinner with the partners to discuss HOW the firm would screw the Haitians. Not WOULD, but HOW."
I don't think he liked my reply. He shot back with, "We gave $100 to Hope for Haiti. What have you contributed?"
Without hesitation I blurted, "We adopted two small Haitian children! Who, your $100, could've fed for six months. Although I will admit, I now see why Brangelina went to Africa to buy theirs (a little cleaner, the Namibians)."
Nevertheless, I poked fun at the Jews and became closer to two small children. I think my priest would've been proud...
Say What?!
Excuse me, Chris Matthews? "I forgot he was black tonight for an hour"? What the hell kind of racist statement was that, cracka? Is it the fact he can articulate his thoughts and feelings? Did you forget he was black because at no point while he was speaking did you fear for your life? Did you forget he was black because he didn't have a gun in your face? You ain't fooling anyone, grand wizard. The president of your country is a black man, and some sh*t's about to change up in here!!
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chris-matthews-forget-he-was-black
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