The Benz

...so my buddy from work, Dwayne, got into another car accident last week.  I feel bad for my dog 'cause he got a wife who's definitely the alpha male in THAT pack. He'd been lookin at a Benz for 7 years. SEVEN YEARS, before he bought it!!  His wife, Diana, finally relented and he has crashed that Benz THREE times now in only 12 months.  Needless to say, she was NOT HAPPY to get the call from Dwayne that he did about $15thou worth of damage to the car.  Did i mention that she got laid off down at her job and only found out three days prior? She'd been with that company since she was 17 years old and was a fucked up, emotional mess the rest of that week.
So my girl and i are hosting an [INSERT COOL EVENT NAME HERE] in which everybody-that's-somebody in our town will be coming to. Well Dwayne's been bitching for a few weeks now; bitchin' since he found out he has to attend a birthday party at a Chuckie Cheese for Diana's nephew way out on the coast. He held out hope they'd be making an extended appearance at our place this Friday night.  Now, he don't even have enough points to ASK if they can pop-in...