Can't you people see what's going on here? The whole fuckin' Tiger Woods thing is just a $1 bet that the two most powerful men in golf wagered over a decade ago. One of the two, Calvin Peete (Calvin Peete?) played the part of Mortimer Duke while Arnold Palmer (Black Golf Hall of Fame member since '86) played brother Randolph.
Palmer stated, "I bet you we can turn that guy into the world's richest, most succesful golfer. He'd have everything a brother could want, right down to a Swedish-model wife. He just COULDN'T fuck that up"! Calvin Peete was like "Shiiiiiiiitt, how much you got says THAT nigga be fuckin' white bitches within a YEAR of reachin' the top!?! What do you say Arnie, care to make the usual bet?"
Editors Note: The story only works b/c Calvin Peete said, "Nigga". The term is only acceptable if used properly by a golfer of the same ethnicity.
Monday, January 18, 2010
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