Boxers & Shades

In college, we thought boxers were the coolest thing. remember? you know how that got started, right? all the frat boys were just so stoned that they simply forgot to put thier pants on. they wore boxers to the grocery store ALL of the time (and if you ain't heard bout the munchies, that's some SHIT right there). once that became acceptable, we ALL started wearing them to class, to the laundry mat, wore 'em to the MALL for christ's sake! All got started b/c of some baked Sigma Chi's, Phi Delt's, and Pike brothers.  oh HELL, we even had a PARTY to celebrate the fact we could only wear boxers and shades, and somehow THAT was acceptible! soooo, during the glory days of the republican party, kids were wearing nothing more than boxer shorts and cheap sun glasses.
Damn, maybe i AM envious of you fratty douchebags after all. just took me awhile to realize it. you guys allowed civilization to wear boxers outside of the home and allowed college boys everywhere, easy access to the daughters of those same republicans.