Mr Gay China

I just watched this piece of news on LOGO this evening...
   Coming up on PerezHilton TV: we'll take you behind the scenes during filming of : Behind Every Good Man is a Few Good Men. Co-Anchors Rachel Maddow and Anderson Cooper sit down for an explicit two-on-one with Samantha Ronson.  Ellen Degeneres opens up to Shepherd Smith for the first time about her powerful addiction to pussy. Jr Correspondent Ryan Seacrest will show you never-before-seen photos of the reception INSIDE Elton John's coastal hideaway. Field correspondent Stuart Little will bring you all the dirt from INSIDE Richard Gere while health specialist Sanjay Gupta tells you why inserting a mouse as a sensible substitute can KEEP you looking fabulous. Then, in the first of seven two-minute reports lasting 20 seconds, Sr Correspondent Carlos Diaz will take us inside...over and over and over again.
But first, our own Tom Cruise is in China tonight, Tom?
   "Carrie, organizers here cancelled the first Mr. Gay China pageant only an hour before the parade was set to begin when Chinese officials claimed they lacked the necessary permits. 50 finalists vying for the spectacularly-decorated crown were readying back stage when eight uniformed police officers walked into Assless Chap Charlie's and shut down the event. Confusion reigned as the contestants thought the police officers were actually strippers and a no-holes-barred free-for-all ensued. Celebrity blogger and honorary emcee of the event, Wang Hilton was not hurt in the melee that took place here in the deepest, darkest, uncomfortable part of Beijing. In the end Carrie, 49 of the 50 contestants were arrested this afternoon so SOMEONE in the pokey's sleepin single and it ain't THIS China doll!!...aheh aheh aheh"
   Thank you Tom. Now, how will all this impact Disney's long-planned theme park just outside of Shanghai and will the government shut down Disney Gay Day China as well? Who will be that galvanizing force the world can rally around? Who will address the masses in front of the thousands of cameras, microphones, and watchful eyes of casting agents. Will it be Nathan Lane we see? Will it be Neil Patrick Harris commanding your attention in a satiny little number from Justice? Or will we finally see Lance Bass rise to prominence as the voice of fairness, reason, and equality for everyone?  One thing's for certain, we're all watching how you handle Gay Days over there in China Premier Jiabao, we're ALL watching.
   For the entire crew, I'm Carrie Prejean and that's what "I think that I believe".  This has been a Robertson-Limbaugh production.

(Fast Facts: Gay Day China is far cheaper than Gay Days produced in Anaheim or Orlando. But parade-goers are warned not to put anything from Gay Day China in your mouth as it may contain high levels of Freddie Mercury)

Chinese Gay Pageant - NY Times
Gay Teen Worried he may be Christian - The Onion