Crossing Over with John Edwards

   So John Edwards admitted to being the father today. My question is, how could a psychic medium with a once-popular TV show not foresee the trouble that was coming inside his mistress? It certainly makes me wonder about the authenticity of his show. You’d think by communicating in the afterlife with Rob Lowe’s career, it would’ve warned him about the dangers of sex with videographers. Sources claim the two Democrats were strongly considering an abortion until Edwards began having nightmares about communicating with the dead infant. Now THAT's crossing over (the line) indeed!
   But seriously, the onetime Democratic candidate for President is now just another “baby’s daddy”, further propagating the Democratic stereotype. In what had to be the worst-kept secret since Tom Cruise announced he was gay (still hasn’t happened?), or Mark McGwire injected, ingested, and secreted steroids from his m&m-sized testicles, Mr. Edwards finally manned up and admitted to fathering a love child by former campaign videographer Reille Hunter. For those concerned with the strain this may have on his marriage to wife Elizabeth, he defended his actions by emphatically stating this had absolutely no negative impact on her battle with stage 3 obesity. And even though he and his wife haven’t spoken in months, he WILL be communicating with her on his show REAL soon.
   Of course, Edwards may retract his admission tomorrow by claiming he was just channeling his inner Ted Kennedy ("And yes, I left Mary Jo Kopechne for dead").  Nice to hear from you again Teddy...